Friday Laugh Out Loud Funny: Your Kid May Grow Up to Be a Landlord
Friday, July 4th, 2008Per Curbed SF: Your Kid = Future Landlord?
Monday, June 30, 2008, by Sarah Hromack
Caught this one over at Curbed NYC, via Lost City— Telltale Signs That Your Child Will Grow Up to Be a Landlord : · Complains about the unions that make Lincoln Logs and Legos as being hopelessly corrupt. · Charges 50 cents more for their lemonade than kids at other stands do, due to “rising cooling costs.” · Keeps asking you when you’re going to stop renting and buy a home. · Knows how to use the word “flip” in a sentence. And our favorite reader response: “Those are just telltale signs that you raising a republican.” [Lost City via Curbed]
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Do: Show a nicely maintained exterior. It gives people a great impression that you have been taking care of it and it’s nice to live in. (photo credit
Don’t: Show a haunted house (it’s only cool 1 day out of 365 days a year). A house that is ill-maintained on the outside gives people a bad feeling and impression when they first see the house. (photo credit
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